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Darling All
We thought that with this inclement weather, a right waterboarding from the Gods, we all needed a stiff upper lip reminder that we are actually in the throes of our Great British Summertime!! June therefore needs far more cheery and empowering subjects rather than Brexit and the weather! What more so then, than the topic of hoops? We are talking LOBE adornments, yeah baby, lobe adornments being indulgently cock-a-hoop and all the rage!
Baroque Rocks as you well know, likes to march to its own somewhat subversive beat with regards to trends but this one has been the fashion zeitgeist for over a millenia and a pair of gold hoops would most certainly bring a glow to one’s demeanour! Not to mention subtly manoeuvring asp like appraising female eyes (you know the type: well-coiffed scornful stick insects) away from one’s rainwater spritzed frizzy locks! Hoops will metamorphosise any drowned rat into a veritable Madonna: Who’s that girl? “When you see her…and kiss your heart goodbye” variety!
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