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Gold Glorious Geopolitical Gold: Backing The Glow!!!
Posted on April 29 2025
Gold Glorious Geopolitical Gold: Backing The Glow!!! Darling All, Disclaimer: Please note this is not investment advice.But you will need a large cup of caffeine! Baroque Rocks has not written a “Knowledge” piece for a while, but on Monday 10th February 2025, Gold hit a historic milestone, for the first...
The Bling Mid-Winter Edit: Maximalism!!!
Posted on February 05 2025
The Bling Mid-Winter Edit:Maximalism!!! Darling All Well “HELLO February” said with somewhat frozen but bejewelled jazz hands!! Baroque Rocks is as ever blinging in the new year 2025 with oodles of gold which will of course pair perfectly with Pantone’s choice of chroma this year! Oh yes!!! Brown...
The Intelligent Investor Edit: The Scintillating Sybarite Sequel!!!
Posted on December 09 2024
The Intelligent Investor Edit:The Scintillating Sybarite Sequel!!! Darling All Well our maven magpies, you’ve had the “Stocking Filler Edit” and now we are onto the scintillating sybarite sequel with rocks that will be the ‘fête accompli’ this Christmas! As ever Baroque Rocks is here to set the shining example which...
The Stocking Edit: All Filler No Killer!!!
Posted on November 28 2024
The Stocking Edit:All Filler No Killer!!! Darling All We are shimmy, shimmy, shimmying swiftly through November and you’ve guessed it yes, it’s time for the Stocking Filler Edit!! The Christmas Lights are up and shops are awash with sparkling silver sequins, talk about bejewelled lead design in a must try metallic season!! ...
The Chic Reset Edit: Dazzling Detoxifiers and Trop Stylé Bounty!!!
Posted on November 08 2024
The Chic Reset Edit:Dazzling Detoxifiers and Trop Stylé Bounty!!! Darling All Well hello November, we decided to gloss over October due to a saccharine induced half term Halloween hangover, not to mention that apparatchik red rag to a bull so called budget and so instead we focus on fabulousness and...
The Avant Garde and Everyday Edit: Baroque Rocks does “corp-core”!!!
Posted on September 26 2024
The Avant Garde and Everyday Edit:Baroque Rocks does "corp-core"!!! Darling AllHello Magpies: Baroque Rocks is back after somewhat of a hiatus, call it a studious sabbatical whilst lucubrating the 13+ subject range!!! Facts of fascination punctuated the assiduous cramming such as the meaning of a zygote and our favourite...
Heart's Desire Edit: February's Fanciful Flutterings!!!
Posted on February 06 2024
Hello Magpies: February’s fanciful flutterings are here!!! The house of Baroque Rocks isn’t one for trends, but ‘Pro Lovem’* the runways have Hearts on repeat!! And just like the month we are in this Edit shall be short and sweet assuaging winter blues with a dazzling dose of heartfelt rock-solid convictions!!!
The Intelligent Investor Edit: The Scintillating Sybarite Sequel!!!
Posted on November 28 2023
The Intelligent Investor Edit:The Scintillating Sybarite Sequel!!! Darling All Well our maven magpies, you’ve had the “Stocking Filler Edit” and now we are onto the scintillating sybarite sequel with rocks that will be the ‘fête accompli’ this Christmas! As ever Baroque Rocks is here to set the shining example which...
The Stocking Edit: All Filler No Killer!!!
Posted on November 22 2023
The Stocking Edit:All Filler No Killer!!! Darling All Big old flashy feather in the hat to Baroque Rocks as we are delivering our Stocking Edit early and by early, we mean a few weeks before December!!! So, our maven magpies forget the halls and bedeck one’s good self!! We have...
The Mellow Yellow Edit: With a Dash of True Party Blue!!!
Posted on November 10 2023
The Mellow Yellow Edit:With a Dash of True Party Blue!!! Darling All Talk about charting the Autumnal season as November has arrived with a splash!! And what better way to soak up this wet windy weather but with a little mellow yellow indulgence: we are talking Citrines, little luscious...
The Supercharging Edit: Sunshine Jewels!!!
Posted on October 18 2023
The Supercharging Edit:Sunshine Jewels!!! Darling All At the time of writing, we are experiencing supercharging sunshine for October which is nicely nostalgic as Baroque Rocks skived off over the summer to swan around in the Caribbean cool whilst bronzed in Fake Bake, wafting Incognito (best ‘Mustiq-o’ spray ever)...
It's Reigning Jewels Edit: Hallelujah!!!
Posted on May 04 2023
It's Reigning Jewels Edit:Hallelujah!!! Darling All Roughly this time last year Blighty was commemorating our late Queen’s Jubilee with a party at the Palace which of course went Platinum and here we are in monarchical May gearing up to a coruscating Coronation of his Majesty King Charles III. A...
The Deal Edit: I Can Buy Myself Flowers!!!
Posted on February 10 2023
The Deal Edit:I Can Buy Myself Flowers!!! Darling All Welcome to Baroque Rocks’ first edit of 2023 where we are vying for a vibrant vintage year in sublimely sparkling style! The drear of winter is shortly to be replaced with blue skies and Baroque Rocks is as ever on hand...
Maximalist Edit: The Scintillating Sybarite Sequel!!!
Posted on December 19 2022
Maximalist Edit:The Scintillating Sybarite Sequel!!! Darling All The scintillating sybarite sequel is upon us with rocks that will be the lodestar into Christmas and beyond! Forget navel gazing and don ‘dis’ dazzling Diamond decolletage heart necklace!! It’s a 20 pointer and seriously the groove is in the heart with this...
The Stocking Edit: All Killer No Filler!!!
Posted on December 06 2022
The Stocking Edit:All Killer No Filler!!! Darling All Well hello December…………. Yes, it’s that time of year where we save you that frightful fluster and with some good coruscating Christmas cheer bring you glittering wonders to signify the end of another year! Now Magpies forget the halls and...
I'm a Celebrity Carat Edit: November's Sessions
Posted on November 20 2022
I'm a Celebrity Carat Edit:November's Sessions Darling All Goodness, November is proving to be like scenes plucked from The Tempest: incessant rain; the shipwreck of crypto cretins, punctuated with hilarious respite from the Bushtucker brilliance on the box! Our theme therefore for this edit will be “I’m a...
The Big Bold & Experimental Style of British Modernism: The Rapaport Podcast Edit!
Posted on July 10 2022
The Big Bold & Experimental Style of British Modernism:The Rapaport Podcast Edit! Darling All Gosh its hotting up in Blighty with the political excitements and the fact that July is engulfing this small island in a magnificent mini heatwave!!! And to further turn up the recalescence, Rapaport, under the esteemed...
The Spring Awakenings: Make It Reign!
Posted on May 17 2022
The Spring Awakenings:Make It Reign! Darling All With the vernal verve in full flourish and optimism percolating, there is a giddy sense of celebration in the air! Jubilee preparations are in full swing and do we have a medley of monarchical marvels for you magpies! But before we have you all champing at...
The Love Generation Edit: The Beat Goes On!
Posted on January 31 2022
The Love Generation Edit:The Beat Goes On! Darling All Well, we closed out the first month of the year with the most incredible newsworthy effort where Baroque Rocks’ bounteous baubles bounced onto the fabled Pink Pages!! Yes, that holy grail of the written journalist word where we appeared both...
The Retro Refresh Edit: Hello 2022!!!
Posted on January 18 2022
The Retro Refresh:Hello 2022! Darling All We closed 2021 with a complete Covid coshing, and we heartily apologise for the in-absentia Christmas greetings etc, so literally floored were we that even the most delectable jewels failed to titillate the tastebuds! But we are back so HAPPY, HAPPY NEW...
The Stocking Edit: All Killer No Filler!!!
Posted on November 30 2021
The StockingEdit:All Killer No Filler! Darling All Well hello December…………. Yes, it’s that time of year where we save you that frightful fluster and with some good coruscating Christmas cheer bring you glittering wonders to signify the end of a tough old year! Scads of sparklers for the...
The Jewel Delight Edit: Panglossian Pleasures!
Posted on November 30 2021
The Jewel Delight Edit:Panglossian Pleasures! Darling All We can’t quite believe that we are almost at the end of November with the #outout mood in full swing. We assure you we haven’t been resting on our clinquant cache of jewels, but very much have been swinging from the chandeliers,...
The True North Edit: New Season Style!
Posted on September 15 2021
The True North Edit:New Season Style! Darling All September is serving up some spectacular wins from the teen tennis star that bears the same name as Baroque Rocks’ illustrious founder!! Aiming high we thought we’d showcase a few Sapphire sensations, being this month’s birthstone, along with a few bangin’ bougie...
The Hotter Than August Edit: Raunchy Recalescence!
Posted on August 15 2021
The Hotter Than August Edit:Raunchy Recalescence! Darling All Apparently, August’s African plume is drifting towards Blighty!! And just so that one can sizzle in immense style we have some hot to trot treats – no threads needed!!! Top of our Green List is August’s birthstone the seductive Peridot, a...
The ‘Aquadisiac’ Allure Edit: Hedonistic Holiday Style
Posted on July 18 2021
The 'Aqudisiac' Allure Edit:Hedonistic Holiday Style Darling All Oh, hello July, thank you for finally shining through post your recent tantruming deluge, though we are afraid we haven’t taken much notice save that school’s out and we have to navigate the complex PCR landscape between Blighty, ‘Beetha’ and Bali. Except Bali...
The Dapper Don's Edit: Quixotic Pearly Kings!!!
Posted on June 10 2021
The Dapper Don's Edit:Quixotic Pearly Kings!!! Darling All Well Hello Summer!! Jubilant June sunshine has us all aglow and agog as to whether we are “tilting at windmills” with new variants and thereby forced to sell the family silver for a trip to Center Parcs instead of the much anticipated, Sangria-soaked...
The Pink Edit: Captivating Catnip!!!
Posted on May 10 2021
The Pink Edit:Captivating Catnip!!! Darling All All hail the darling buds of May, the month of merriment with its two bank holidays colliding with a smidgeon more freedom in the Roadmap stakes! Spring is in full bloom with the Goddess Maia presiding over the green shoots of verdant vitality...
Diamond Delectations Edit: And Licensed Libations!!!
Posted on March 31 2021
Diamond Delectations EditAnd Licensed Libations!!! Darling All Tee-ing off April nicely was an early Easter which by the time this goes to print will have hopped it along with the cheap choco!! But what is truly egg-exciting, is that not only may we once again delight in sporting pleasures, legally...
The #Roadmap Edit: Happy Days!!!
Posted on March 11 2021
The #Roadmap EditHappy Days!!! Darling All Lifting us out of lockdown in a lithe limbo is the rocking #Roadmap that sees March “just move on up”!!!! A bit like that crux point where winter abdicates its crown to let Spring skitter in with a bouquet of delights such...
Desert Island Rocks: Fantasy Resort Wear
Posted on February 04 2021
Desert Island RocksFantasy Resort Wear Darling All Wishing you a happy, healthy new year and rather like HMRC’s benevolent extension we too have followed suit with a suitably late January cum early February edit! Languishing in London Lockdown once again and to rally the endorphins we decided to...
The Stocking Edit: All Killer No Filler!!!
Posted on December 02 2020
The Stocking EditAll Killer No Filler!!! Darling All “Another Christmas is around the corner….Turn on the Lights Turn on the Lights” It’s December and Baroque Rocks is roaring into the Christmas Spirit thanks to the release of the most cracking Christmas album “The Pianoman at Christmas” An uplifting treasure...
Baroque Rocks & PAUL SMITH
Posted on November 26 2020
A Bejewelled Announcement:Baroque Rocks & PAUL SMITH Darling All Sir Paul Smith, is one of Britain’s most distinguished designers, renowned for his inimitable flair which marries the contemporary with the traditional, laced with marvellous eccentricity!! With five decades of iconic fashion brilliance, a “True Brit,” Paul Smith,...
The Sparkling Hibernation Edit Lockdown 'Looms'
Posted on November 13 2020
The Sparkling Hibernation EditLockdown 'Looms' Darling All November sees us back in our lairs and thus we reiterate our Covid-caveat: which aims to provide a light literary escapism whilst administering the desirable dosage of dazzlers and a blast of brilliant beats!!!! Having deftly swept under the carpet: the political tantrums...
The Ice Vice Baby Edit: Smokin' & Drinkin'
Posted on October 15 2020
The Ice Vice Baby EditSmokin' & Drinkin' Darling All As we welcome in October, we decided to centre this edit on the 10pm curfew and what glorious things one can get up to before Boris’ bedtime edict!! But first, please answer us this: Are you unusually aged? There is...
The Sporting Page Edit: Glittering Games
Posted on September 18 2020
The Sporting Page EditGlittering Games Darling All On a corner of a charming Chelsea street stands a wonderous watering hole called the Sporting Page where ‘Woodhousian’ jolly jewels guzzle gin and glug gatters*!! Having driven by said establishment recently, it gave us the idea to write a September socially distancing...
The Talismanic Edit
Posted on July 15 2020
The Talismanic Edit'Gathering Goodness' Darling All Hello July – can you believe a semblance of normality abounds with the lifting of Lockdown!! In readiness and with Sweet Harmony we have been busily gathering goodness in the form of Les Talismans de Baroque Rocks – a Karma Chameleon curation to...
The Kitchen Disco Edit
Posted on June 15 2020
The Kitchen Disco Edit'Good As Hell' Darling All Though our Social June Diary is off to a sluggish start with the subtleties of ‘Staying Alert,’ we still have our Covid-caveat in place, which is to administer the desirable dosage of dazzlers, blended Nutri Bullet style with some ‘Good As...
The Alpha Edit
Posted on May 14 2020
The Alpha EditWanna Be Startin' Somethin' Darling All Despite Downing Street’s recent mixed messages, our Covid-caveat remains constant: to provide a light literary escapism blended with some brilliant Alpha beats!! There has been much made during lockdown that we “Wanna be startin' somethin’” like that elusive side hustle! Reality though...
The Isolation Beats Edit
Posted on April 20 2020
The Isolation Beats EditLockdown’s Sparkling Grooves Darling All Being in week whatever of lockdown, creativity has not been cancelled, in fact, inspired ingenuity has prevailed!!! Harking back to the days of chicken headed dance struts whilst listening to one’s Walkman, where mixtapes were deemed so consummately cool; such...
The Mad as March Hares Edit
Posted on March 26 2020
The Mad as March Hares Edit:'Spendantly' Charmed Darling All Whilst we are doing our bit to curb this horrific contagion in isolation, we are committed to providing our readership with some light sparkling relief in the form of rockingly ridiculous content, especially when there is a run on the loo...
The Rocket Beats Edit
Posted on February 13 2020
The Rocket Beats Edit:Cocktail Collection Darling All Below is a jewel of a short story we have written for the upcoming Jewellery Cut Live event which is being held at The Royal Institution.Our treasures are the protagonists. “Ah, Mr Bond we’ve been expecting you!” The world’s most famous spy has a...
The Leap Year Edit
Posted on February 07 2020
The Leap Year Edit:Spread the Love Darling All Not only are we in a new decade but 2020 is also a Leap Year! Which means, and we have on good authority, women may get down on bended knee and drag, their Prince Charming to the chapel of “lurve”!! Leading the...
The New Decade Edit
Posted on January 12 2020
The New Decade Edit:Strike a Pose: Vogue Darling All HAPPY NEW DECADE: “Strike a pose! Vogue, Vogue, Vogue!” Father Christmas seriously delivered early!! The veritable Bible of Fashion that is British Vogue featured not one, not two but THREE pieces from the Baroque Rocks treasure trove, alongside jewellery legends Belperron,...
The Stocking Edit: All Killer No Filler: For Under £200
Posted on December 12 2019
The Stocking Edit:All Killer No Filler: For Under £200 Darling AllIt’s December!!! One is officially allowed to feel Christmassy, rather like turning the heating on, on the 1st of November (let’s be honest we never really turned it off, except maybe when we forgot to during the heatwave and the...
The Fantastic Beasts Edit: And Where to Find Them………
Posted on November 23 2019
The Fantastic Beasts Edit:And Where to Find Them……… Darling All ‘Fantastic Beasts and where to find them’, may well be captured between the pages of J.K. Rowling’s bestseller but they can also be found at Baroque Rocks’ bonkers bejewelled emporium! Equally magical!! Equally monarchic!! Brace yourselves for a...
The Trick or Treat Edit: Something Wicked
Posted on October 14 2019
The Trick or Treat Edit: Something Wicked Darling All Soul II Soul nailed that early September feeling, post summer, with Back to Life as it certainly was “back to reality, back to the here and now, yeah!” For us, it was a bit of a whirl wind month replete with...
The Beach Wear Edit: Nuanced Embellishment
Posted on August 12 2019
The Beach Wear Edit:Nuanced Embellishment Darling All August! London is effectively empty, bar for literally zillions of Sterling arbitraging tourists and those few that are still stuck in airless offices!! Hats off though, as multi-tasking is a talent: counting down the days until the great summer getaway, contemplating the epic...
The Save The Date Edit: London Fashion Week
Posted on July 04 2019
The Save The Date Edit:London Fashion Week Darling All You are probably all ebullient with excitement at the prospect of Wimbledon serving up its yearly courtship of taut buttocks and muscled forearms, along with healthy dollops of strawberries and vegan cream! These treats may be the last hurrah for some before...
The Cock-a-Hoop Edit: Lobe Adornments
Posted on June 16 2019
The Cock-a-Hoop Edit:Lobe Adornments Darling All We thought that with this inclement weather, a right waterboarding from the Gods, we all needed a stiff upper lip reminder that we are actually in the throes of our Great British Summertime!! June therefore needs far more cheery and empowering subjects rather...
The Pectoral Pleasures Edit
Posted on May 26 2019
The Pectoral Pleasures Edit:Otherwise Known as Necklaces! Darling All After some dazzling rays that warmed May’s cockles, our thoughts are permeated by Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince’s Summertime: “Drums please….summer, summer, summer time….the way that people respond to summer madness” and the daunting realisation that YES, sooner or later the...